Calf Slobbers 16 oz Wood Wicked Candles - 2 Weeks Processing TimeCALF SLOBBERS Calf Slobbers is sweet ranch humor wrapped in real memorythe kind that makes you smile before you even light it. Fluffy marshmallow leads the way, soft and familiar, never sticky or juvenile. A bright tang of meringue cuts through just enough to keep it airy and balanced, adding a gentle zip that keeps the sweetness from settling too heavy. The result is warm, comforting, and lightly playfulsweet, but with a backbone. This isnt frosting.