Definitely Not Mr. DarcyBy: Karen Doornebos There's no place for pride in this Austen misadventure. Chloe Parker was born two centuries too late. A thirty nine year old divorced mother, she runs her own antique letterpress business, is a lifelong member of the Jane Austen Society, and gushes over everything Regency. But her business is failing, threatening her daughter's future. What's a lady to do? Why, audition for a Jane Austen inspired TV show set in England, of course.