Uglier Than a Monkey's ArmpitBy: Stephen Dodson, Robert Vanderplank The most curious, funny, insightful, and expressive invectives from more than forty languages fully illustrated, you miserable misokakku. "Misokkasu": Scum of soya paste. (Japanese) "Tu es um borra battos.": You s**t in your own boots. (Portugese) "Like a fart in a trance.": A dreamy person who seems at a loss what to do. (Scottish) "A pies ci morde lizal!": Literally, a dog has licked your gob. (Polish)