MAD: The Complete Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (2014-05-04)Plato? Ick! Shakespeare? Ecch? Walt Whitman? Feh! Why quote these great pundits when you can quote Neuman? Alfred E., that is the famous half wit whose MAD philosophy has helped shape generations and continues to this day to warp minds the world over? In what could only be termed a golden opportunity to change your miserable existence, you now hold in your clammy hands the creme de la creme d'Alfredo classic pearls of idiocy culled from more than